If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize