so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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