my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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