where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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