The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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