So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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