Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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