Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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