haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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