i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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