And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
ttyl tear gas
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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