ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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