Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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