I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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