All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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