Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
the raccoons are back...
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