This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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