READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he thought i was a dude.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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