Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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