You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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