Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My vagina is very pro this idea
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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