Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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