this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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