Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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