I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well I just put wine in my tea
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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