Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
how drunk are you?
Several
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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