I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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