he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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