Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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