I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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