Ambien. No doubt about it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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