whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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