whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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