he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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