just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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