guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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