I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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