Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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