I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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