Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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