You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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