Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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