party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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