Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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