Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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