I want to stick my p in your. b.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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