you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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