i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize