He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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