all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i think i just lost a toe
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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